Hot dog! It's payday! Whether your flipping steaks at Sizzlers or running a multi-billion dollar corporation, you have to admit this is a regular holiday we all celebrate either publicly or in private. Now that you've got a few sweet Hamiltons to throw around, what are you going to do with them? Go to the dollar store? Heck no! Buy a cornucopia of candy bars from the town gas station? Please, no! You have been saving up to blow all your money on something fantastic. This is the day. But on what? Well, let me make some suggestions. I have done some serious research considering what I myself should use my hard earned cash on.
Marcoliani Sexy Cashmere & Lurex Knee-High Glitter Socks
I think this says enough for itself. Want to walk around, feeling like you're stomping on dollar bills wherever you go? Want to be the talk of the town? Why not glide your glorious legs into some of these luxury socks? Have these 80% cashmere, 17% nylon, 3% metallic Lurex message your legs as you march to your next book reading club? I promise you dear ladies, these will not let you down!
Price: $89
Outrage! Deluxe, the board game.
This is fun for the whole family! This board is based on a detailed plan of the Tower of London. Save the crown jewels is the name of this game, fellow knaves! Wander through those halls knifing villains, walk around on this wonderful mahogany board (not really, or you might break it), zounds! You're in for a British treat! Don't forget your top hats and strumpets!
Total price: $14,900.00
The von Essen Platinum Club Sandwich
After a few rounds of Outrage! Deluxe, why not skip on over to your personal jet (or... maybe you could just walk or something) to Berkshire, England for a most delicious sandwich. Bring your bibs! Your hand moisteners! For once again, we are talking British here. Walk into a five star hotel, slam this toasty treat into your facial orifice and masticate those tender meat cuts away! Shazam! You are now the classiest sandwich eater on the block! Wait until you come home and tell your boss about this!
Total price: $197
I think this says enough for itself. Want to walk around, feeling like you're stomping on dollar bills wherever you go? Want to be the talk of the town? Why not glide your glorious legs into some of these luxury socks? Have these 80% cashmere, 17% nylon, 3% metallic Lurex message your legs as you march to your next book reading club? I promise you dear ladies, these will not let you down!
Uhm, we have the $20 version of outrage. And I love those $150 sandwiches, because you are paying for the atmosphere of a bunch of rich Brits, that have awful teeth. You can't really put a price on that, but they have apparently tried to and they think that it is $150
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