|Embrace your passions.|
Now, there are a couple of key things you can do to make your third-wheel moments even more momentous than before!
|Obama - the Ultimate Third Wheel|
So now you ended that nonsense, off to the bowling alley finally! So how are you going to enjoy yourself now?
|I really hope the guy on the top|
right is wearing pants.
That was fun! You came out on top with your bowling remembering to thwart your opponents at every chance you got. Now it's off to eat pizza! What now!
3) So the couple ordered the same pizza, eh? Be sure to get the same one too! You've got to get in on some of this romance stuff, too! Remember to look at the menu and mention loudly in disbelief how many calories there are in the pizza. If you really want to impress the couple you're with, eat your pizza as fast as you can, and when you're done try to see how many pieces of theirs you can steal without them noticing while they gaze romantically into each other's eyes. So many benefits of your friend dating someone! Now the ice cream is rolled out, and again, being critical of the couple is KEY. Mention that chocolate has evil spirits according to Mayan legend. Make crap up if you have to! You'll be sure to be the life of the party and the talk of the night!
Wowie, that was sure fun! Sometimes after high-fiving your friend and hugging his girl and saying tender goodbyes you wonder, "Why am I still single!" No need to fear friend, let your video games keep you company for a while, and if you keep striking out, I'm sure you friend will be sure to have you tag along on as many dates as you can!