Here are some superheroes you probably have never heard of. You should give these young crime fighters a try!
Matter-Eater Lad
This incredible superhero hails from the planet Bismoll (as we all know the popular medicine Pepto-Bismoll was named after) and can eat anything! ANYthing! How incredible! How splendid! Want to get rid of that WWII boat collection you have loafing around in the backyard, but don't want to be litterious? Call this dynamic hero over! Have an evil villain planting bombs in cakes at random? Call him! Tired of your kid kicking you in the shins every time you tell him to turn the TV off? You get the message.
Arm Fall Off Boy
Ever wish you were more like Mr. Potato head? Can't quite reach those keys you threw under the couch accidentally? Wish you could pop off your arm and extend your reaching radius twofold? This is the super hero for you. This wonderful guy can do just that - pop off his miraculous arm and use it as a harsh weapon to punish vile criminals!
Generation Telsa
This Serbian superhero I guess has the ability to resurrect dead people. Legend has it that he evaded his own death by somehow transferring into a different plane. While he was over there, he brought back a couple of other people who died and brought them back with superpowers! Keen! Your grandma is going to be so much cooler the second time around.
The Color Kid
This obviously isn't him. Sorry guys. |
Remember kids, there are plenty of new and exciting heroes to meet! Let them inspire you to find your own inner-unsung hero!
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