What can you do to guard yourself against such a sin?
First you must set the example for yourself and close friends. Only crack knuckles where you would be unashamedly naked: the locker room, your bedroom, and the beach. NOWHERE else. This is a direct violation of etiquette, and such slobbish pigs who do so should be hauled off to the gulag!
|These fingers could be yours if you|
find yourself cracking them around me!
Please spread the word, and remember this simple acronym: PACFAOET! People Against Cracking Fingers and Other Evil Things!