Really mad at someone? Want to ruin someone's Christmas? Want your soon to be ex-girlfriend to be the butt of all the jokes for the next 6 months? Picking that perfect gift isn't always easy. Do you want something that disgusts? Bores? Embarrasses? While I am a firm believer in matching the bad Christmas present with specific people to be the best way, there are a few options that can be resorted to while still maintaining that special air of enmity.
Socks and Underwear
So you're tired of your football fanatic brother breaking your trumpets after each high school football game. You're sick of those jocks shoving you in lockers and knocking your homework out of your hands. Well enough is enough! Make sure they are with their girlfriend or someone they are trying desperately to impress. "Who the ^#$&*!" echoes through the house, "I TOLD you not to tell anyone about my obsession for Minnie Mouse!" Oh man. You've got him backed in a corner!