There is one movie that is coming out that infuriates me. I'm sure you guys have seen the previews of 10,000 BC. Stupid, stupid, stupid! Number ONE: Cavemen can't talk! Number TWO: Cavemen are ugly! Number THREE: The Sabertoothed Tiger is WAYYY out of proportion! Number FOUR: The pyramids didn't even EXIST in 10,000 BC! Number FIVE: Cavemen suck! Number SIX: Cavemen do NOT know how to play the digerido! Number SEVEN: It's just lame! They are not heroic, they kill things mercilessly and slaughter those helpless Egyptians in the movie for WHAT! A barbaric good time. Yes, go right ahead and take your kids to this movie, SHOW them what an embarassment humanity was in the infant stages, SHOW them how to be bloodthirsty jerks! Cavemen stink, they don't shower, they can't do basic math and they are all around just stupid. Just because you happen to out number a group of people building limestone towers in the desert doesn't mean you are great and mighty. That just means you were not playing Queensbury rules.
So you say that I seem to have an unreasonable hatred for these guys. I sure do! Sue me! How do we even know that they even existed! Sure we see mummies from 10,000-15,000 years ago, but last time I checked both the sabre toothed tiger and the dinosaur were both extinct by that time. Get with the program people! Cavemen stink! Don't see 10,000 BC, don't support this quickly fading fad. Dont make a fool of yourself or you will definately look back in sheer terror and regret remembering how simply you were swayed by some stupid movie with flashy effects. I warn you: it is a one-sided fascination. Cavemen are heartless, selfish losers. End of story.