Saturday, January 1, 2011

Enjoying Our Last Year on Earth

Well we made it!  We survived yet another year.  Sure we all may have a few cuts and bruises, but for the most part we are ready to tackle 2011.  But what are we truly up against, you may muse to yourself.  We all hear about year 2012 (remember to buy your bomb shelters and aluminum hats!) and how the world is going to end.  Well, seeing that I only have another year to blog and enjoy intense bowling matches with the guys, I thought I would let you know how we can truly our last full year on this wonderful planet we call "Earth."  There are a few huge events that are coming up this year, make sure you don't miss them!

Rapture (When good people will float up to heaven and the wicked will be destroyed)
I didn't believe it when I read it!  This is it!!  I knew I have been going to church for a good reason after all these years!  I owe this wonderful bit of information to Harold Camping, who has studiously studied the Bible and calculated this wonderful bit of information for us.  It's going to be on MAY 21, 2011!  So make sure you return your overdue library books.  Return that car back to the old lady down the street.  We don't have long!  http://articles.sfgate.com/2010-01-01/bay-area/17466332_1_east-bay-bay-area-first-time-camping

Lady Gaga in Las Vegas
Wow.  We all know what a weirdo she is, but to be honest she really does put out some good stuff.  I, for one, dance wildly and lose control when the song Bad Romance comes on.  Sometimes I even lose consciousness!  I expect the same when I go to her concert.  MARCH 25!  Just in time for rapture!  http://www.ladygaga.com/events/detail.aspx?eid=66984&cmnt=1

2011 Cricket World Cup in Bangladesh
Ready for some good ol' wicket and bowling action?  Bring your popcorn!  Bring your elderly!  There's nothing more exciting than watching world class cricket players go at it.  Especially in Bangladesh!  How exotic!
http://worldcupcricket2011.in/

Nintendo 3DS
This is a huge step in the world of video gaming and the 3D Technology in general!  This awesome little device will be able to play video games in 3D without the assistance of any glasses!  Just look at the screen, and BAM! You're sucked in the game!  You ARE Mario, running around shooting the Zombie Nazis saving the planet Zebes from Gannondorf!
http://www.3dsbuzz.com/

So you see dear readers, there are quite a few good ways to Party Hard before our wonderful planet blows up into smithereens in 2012.  Live it up a little!  And enjoy!

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